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effy
05 September 2009 @ 07:14 pm
 

Gay mis immoral?

 

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

 

 
 
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effy
05 September 2009 @ 08:25 pm
  • the way ice cubes melt instantly against flesh on a hot summer day
  • the inexplicable relaxing effects of running your fingers through someone’s hair
  • lying your head on someone’s chest; the gentle rise and fall of breath and hearing the steady beat of their heart
  • how people and families have a distinct smell and walking into the house of someone you love is like swimming through air full of their essence
  • that moment when you stand up and all the blood rushes to your head and you feel dizzy and drunk and like time is moving in slow motion but you can’t do anything about the edges of your vision being blurred and then it’s gone before you even realize it
  • how the shape of some names in your mouth makes them taste sweeter than others
  • the joy of ripping apart a pomegranate and staining your fingers and lips and clothes dark red just to get to the juicy seeds
  • the way some people are the perfect height for you to hug